Last week two well known women got kicked out: Carley Fiorina from Hewlett-Packard and Kristiina Ojuland from Estonian Ministry of Foreign Affairs.
HP CEO Carly Fiorina dies, and she goes through the usual
process of defending her case in front of the Divine Jury.
It is not clear what happens exactly and where things
go wrong, but when the jury comes back and the sentence
is read it turns out she is admitted into Heaven.
So Carly is filling in the usual paperwork at the HAO's
desk (Heaven Admission Officer): non-disclosure
agreement, legal disclaimers, non-competition clause etc.
"Congratulations and welcome to Heaven.", finally says
the angel. "Go down the corridor, first door on your
right."
Carly walks to the door, pushes it open ... and staggers
back.
Through the flames and behind the door, all you can
see are countless devils inflicting the most horrible
tortures to screaming souls. She rushes back to
the Officer and waves her admission pass, breathless.
"Must be an error, this thing here says Heaven!"
"Oh yeah, says the angel, barely looking up from his/her
screen. Forgot to tell you ... we merged."